Friday, April 22, 2011

What The Hell Is A Menupoem, Anyway?

Writes the submitter of this rejection: Your poem sucks...but check out the ones that didn't
Thanks for your submission to menupoems. We're sorry that we weren't able to use your menupoems this year. Thank you so much for thinking of us. For selected menupoems please see our website.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Funny how no one wants to read a menu poem! but they are so quick to rejected lol

give the poem for free!
Not just a menu
thank you failer Blog!

Anonymous said...

Cookin’ It
By Sue Staats
The writers just a creepy old lady!
who want read a erotic poem by a old lady?

Anonymous said...

HERE A BRILLIANT IDEA FOR YOUR BOARING EZINE!
SOME versatility!

Boris said...

I don't know if I find it troubling or reassuring that almost all the comments on this blog recently seem to have serious problems with grammar.

Anonymous said...

well "funk" you boris lol nobody care that much about grammar unless they, getting published.
I wouldn't want sound like a computer but I do make Reference to rejects by leaving the grammer errors in and "it"(S) sort of funny in A way :)
I took my English collage level class what more do you want from me!!!!! :)

Thank you professor bore ASS! FOR POINTING OUT THE BOARINNGGGGG! LOL

Writer, Rejected said...

Actually, I care a lot about grammar.

Anonymous said...

sorry then :)

Anonymous said...

Any way MR Boris do read "ee"cumming or those he just irritate Like he did to my English teacher. I do know grammar rules,
just for the records :)

maybe DO,do a bad job a my "ee"
lolool

Anonymous said...

A famous poet once got a rejection that want something like this.

Dear writer,

I read your poem and I have to say,You need to quite before you get ahead.your poems are beyond prepare and unpublishable and not even considered real poetry.Make the world a better place and stop writing.Please save are poetry! poetry is a dieing art and I plead that you don't Kill it!

Anonymous said...

fugue!

Boris said...

No, anon, I dig the hip ESL vibe you are dishing out. Flout those conventions, baby!

Anonymous said...

don't disrespect ESL students instead you could of said
"I dig the hip (special ED) vibe you are dishing out"
lol then you would of had come of as less of a bigot lol

besides name is American who has perfect grammer?

Mr. G said...

You caught me. Nothing I hate more than ESL students. Especially the gypsy gay ones from Romania.