tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703861414547309188.post1048968266235913855..comments2024-03-25T20:40:44.806-04:00Comments on Literary Rejections on Display Now Has Long COVID: Agents: Sum Total RejectionsWriter, Rejectedhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17241982229214057815noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703861414547309188.post-37160850717326140702008-12-01T21:21:00.000-05:002008-12-01T21:21:00.000-05:00See if you can get a copy of a Ucross Foundation r...See if you can get a copy of a Ucross Foundation rejection letter (a colony for writers and artists). Their rejection letter is hysterical in how cut and dry it is-- especially since they send it to people who have been there before and given money ("Dear Mr. __: Sorry, but it's hard to get in here... ") Ucross is known to have THE most cold, curt, and impersonal, and poorly written reject letters of all the colonies. Another hysterical colony/residency rejection letter is from Blue Mountain Center, where they say something to the effect of "we know that this news will be completely devastating to you." Sorry I don't have these letters to send you... but I bet someone out there does!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703861414547309188.post-57597986772007811592007-11-09T09:28:00.000-05:002007-11-09T09:28:00.000-05:00If I am reading it right, she is the one with the ...If I am reading it right, she is the one with the little note next to it with the VERY out of date phone number and assistant name, old fella.<BR/><BR/>Here is my list:<BR/>Go to agentquery and search ALL. I did have a list that somehow fell into my hands a long time ago that was a attendence thing for some young agent group. I'll look for it and if I still have it, I'll post it.<BR/><BR/>The funny thing is, I am old. At least I feel that way when trying to navigate this darned internet.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703861414547309188.post-88186606756892897572007-11-08T14:22:00.000-05:002007-11-08T14:22:00.000-05:00Me: Does this mean you think I'm old or young. Al...Me: Does this mean you think I'm old or young. Also, don't go threatening me with your server-crashing list unless you are willing to put it up on the block. Come on. Let's have a look. Or else I'll think you are faking it. p.s. Which one is your agent?Writer, Rejectedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17241982229214057815noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703861414547309188.post-78217309446255278732007-11-08T12:46:00.000-05:002007-11-08T12:46:00.000-05:00Hey, my agent is on that list. My only comments a...Hey, my agent is on that list. My only comments are, 1) this list shows your age; and, 2) there aren't that many names on it. If I posted my e-query list, your server would crash.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703861414547309188.post-76654593619132206062007-11-08T10:44:00.000-05:002007-11-08T10:44:00.000-05:00Internet secret: Anonymous is really a woman with ...Internet secret: Anonymous is really a woman with LOTS of different personalities.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703861414547309188.post-51719621668152760142007-11-06T10:07:00.000-05:002007-11-06T10:07:00.000-05:00Please know that it wasn't me. I'm a *different* a...Please know that it wasn't me. I'm a *different* anonymous. I am the Original!<BR/><BR/>Interesting: it looks like a humongous list but only one agent I've ever dealt with is on there. I could whip up an equally long, non-overlapping list in seconds. <BR/><BR/>There certainly are a lot of agents in the world.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703861414547309188.post-49666585306962687602007-11-05T17:26:00.000-05:002007-11-05T17:26:00.000-05:00I wish I had Anonymous's emotional generosity. Ima...I wish I had Anonymous's emotional generosity. Imagine cruising around the Net, leaving wonderful, uplifting affirmations for strangers. <BR/><BR/>Isn't everyone eventually a loser in the literary sweepstakes? I don't know about fat, but loser absolutely.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703861414547309188.post-74396485812720016092007-11-05T17:12:00.000-05:002007-11-05T17:12:00.000-05:00Yes, don't let that agent quiet that nagging voice...Yes, don't let that agent quiet that nagging voice of yours...then it will be all over.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703861414547309188.post-15342030972188684712007-11-05T15:11:00.000-05:002007-11-05T15:11:00.000-05:00Yes, all the madness on that page did eventually l...Yes, all the madness on that page did eventually lead me to an agent who digs my work. However, please note that having an agent doesn't stop the crazy, abusive voice in my head, which does sound remarkably like that first commenter re: big fat loser, etc.Writer, Rejectedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17241982229214057815noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703861414547309188.post-82412326541670325632007-11-05T15:03:00.000-05:002007-11-05T15:03:00.000-05:00But you have an agent now, right?But you have an agent now, right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703861414547309188.post-47726410108578909342007-11-05T15:01:00.000-05:002007-11-05T15:01:00.000-05:00WR, your sheet looks almost exactly like a file I ...WR, your sheet looks almost exactly like a file I have on my computer. More or less all the same names, too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703861414547309188.post-71343862560896510212007-11-05T13:27:00.000-05:002007-11-05T13:27:00.000-05:00Why are Chris Schelling, Leigh Feldman, and Charlo...Why are Chris Schelling, Leigh Feldman, and Charlotte Sheedy in a box called "In-Between"?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2703861414547309188.post-23496891535393060272007-11-05T13:25:00.000-05:002007-11-05T13:25:00.000-05:00Hey, wait! I recongize you. You're the voice insid...Hey, wait! I recongize you. You're the voice inside my head! How did you get out?Writer, Rejectedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17241982229214057815noreply@blogger.com