As per yesterday's Bush post, apparently The Dub is considering writing a memoir of his own. Read it at Reuters here. A highlight quote from the article: "I seriously don't watch TV. You know, I watch sports, but I'd much rather read books. And I do. I read a lot," he said according to a transcript released by the White House.This is probably going to ruin books for the rest of us for good. I can see it now: "Dear Writer: I can't publish your brilliant memoir, I'm busy with Bush." Or "Dear Loser: If Bush can't sell copies, why do you think you can?" Or "Dear Rejecto: Buzz off. We only publish Presidents."
Any suggestions for what Mr. Bush should call his new memoir?
Title:
ReplyDeleteBush Whack: How I Avoided the Draft, Got Out of DUI's, and Stole Daddy's Car to the White House
The Dub Flub: Everything Karl Rove Said I Should Do and More
ReplyDeletePrezidaintin's Hard
ReplyDeleteMission Accomplished: Screwing the American Public Out of Rights and Money
ReplyDeleteFree World: Jesus Tells Me How
ReplyDeleteOf Mice and Men.
ReplyDeleteDUHbya: a Memwrar
ReplyDeleteIt's a Bad Bad Bad Bad World! Madcap Nucular Adventures and Other Hysterical Tales by The Decider
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