Friday, April 22, 2011

What The Hell Is A Menupoem, Anyway?

Writes the submitter of this rejection: Your poem sucks...but check out the ones that didn't
Thanks for your submission to menupoems. We're sorry that we weren't able to use your menupoems this year. Thank you so much for thinking of us. For selected menupoems please see our website.
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13 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 22, 2011 at 7:06 PM

    Funny how no one wants to read a menu poem! but they are so quick to rejected lol

    give the poem for free!
    Not just a menu
    thank you failer Blog!

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  2. AnonymousApril 22, 2011 at 7:08 PM

    Cookin’ It
    By Sue Staats
    The writers just a creepy old lady!
    who want read a erotic poem by a old lady?

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  3. AnonymousApril 22, 2011 at 7:22 PM

    HERE A BRILLIANT IDEA FOR YOUR BOARING EZINE!
    SOME versatility!

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  4. BorisApril 23, 2011 at 10:09 AM

    I don't know if I find it troubling or reassuring that almost all the comments on this blog recently seem to have serious problems with grammar.

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  5. AnonymousApril 23, 2011 at 10:47 AM

    well "funk" you boris lol nobody care that much about grammar unless they, getting published.
    I wouldn't want sound like a computer but I do make Reference to rejects by leaving the grammer errors in and "it"(S) sort of funny in A way :)
    I took my English collage level class what more do you want from me!!!!! :)

    Thank you professor bore ASS! FOR POINTING OUT THE BOARINNGGGGG! LOL

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  6. Writer, RejectedApril 23, 2011 at 10:48 AM

    Actually, I care a lot about grammar.

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  7. AnonymousApril 23, 2011 at 1:53 PM

    sorry then :)

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  8. AnonymousApril 23, 2011 at 1:59 PM

    Any way MR Boris do read "ee"cumming or those he just irritate Like he did to my English teacher. I do know grammar rules,
    just for the records :)

    maybe DO,do a bad job a my "ee"
    lolool

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  9. AnonymousApril 24, 2011 at 6:08 PM

    A famous poet once got a rejection that want something like this.

    Dear writer,

    I read your poem and I have to say,You need to quite before you get ahead.your poems are beyond prepare and unpublishable and not even considered real poetry.Make the world a better place and stop writing.Please save are poetry! poetry is a dieing art and I plead that you don't Kill it!

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  10. AnonymousApril 25, 2011 at 3:16 PM

    fugue!

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  11. BorisApril 26, 2011 at 3:35 PM

    No, anon, I dig the hip ESL vibe you are dishing out. Flout those conventions, baby!

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  12. AnonymousApril 27, 2011 at 11:27 PM

    don't disrespect ESL students instead you could of said
    "I dig the hip (special ED) vibe you are dishing out"
    lol then you would of had come of as less of a bigot lol

    besides name is American who has perfect grammer?

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  13. Mr. GApril 28, 2011 at 9:44 AM

    You caught me. Nothing I hate more than ESL students. Especially the gypsy gay ones from Romania.

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