I'm going to start the aNOOBis Literary Agency. Writers who aren't savvy about the process of querying and submitting will pay me $20 to consider their stories for publication on my blog. For an aditional $9980, I will also send a few edits with the rejection. Yes, everybody will be rejected.
The politeness is explained by Anubis' English address. All Brits (myself included) have politeness beaten into them from a tender age. Of course underneath the polite mask we all churn with jackal-headed bitterness and rage.
I had no idea Anubis was so polite.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to start the aNOOBis Literary Agency. Writers who aren't savvy about the process of querying and submitting will pay me $20 to consider their stories for publication on my blog. For an aditional $9980, I will also send a few edits with the rejection. Yes, everybody will be rejected.
ReplyDeleteSmart thinkin Deonne. Sign me up.
ReplyDeleteThe politeness is explained by Anubis' English address. All Brits (myself included) have politeness beaten into them from a tender age. Of course underneath the polite mask we all churn with jackal-headed bitterness and rage.