Hey There [Nickname of Writer]*,
Thanks so much for sending your story [Name of Story] along to Writers' Bloc. Unfortunately, I don't think we can use this piece for our magazine, but I did enjoy reading it. You write well. It's just that we're always inundated with submissions, which makes it hard to get published here—and also we get lots and lots of pieces about [Topic of Story], which makes it ever harder. I hope you understand. Feel free to submit to us again sometime, and good luck placing your story in another market. Have a fantastic week!
Kevin Dickinson, Editor
*Sent in via email: writerrejected [at] aol [dot] com. Do you have a similarly snappy rejection you'd like to post anonymously? Why not send it in?