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Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Sense of Discovery

Dear [Writer's Name]: Thank you for sending "Title of Story." Your work received careful consideration here. We've decided this manuscript isn't right for us, but we wish you luck placing it elsewhere. Kind regards, The Editors P.S. Without submissions like yours, we'd lose the sense of discovery that keeps AGNI fresh. Please click here for a discounted subscription rate offered as a thank-you to our submitters.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

well, if you ever wanted to subscribe to AGNI but were put off by the price, just submit your grocery list as a poem, get a rejection, and then use your rejection discount. i wonder if anyone is paying full price when this lovely and awesome loophole exists.

CAPSMAN said...

or take your grocery list, rearrange some of the lines, and you have a poetry excerpt from agni--for free.