"Consider devising a ritual to commemorate discarding the slips. You may wish to burn them safely in the fireplace or the backyard, or to rip them into tiny pieces while chanting an appropriate mantra. (You can experiment with these until you find the one that allows you to relax your grip. For starters, you might want to try, 'I release your negative energy into the universe and free my manuscript to find its rightful home,' 'May rejection light the way to greater acceptance,' or 'Rot in hell, Atlantic Monthly!' whichever feels most a propos.)
Another possibility is to respond, in writing, on the back of the slips. 'Dear Editor: Thank you for your unwarranted form rejection. I wish you the best of luck in finding decent stories for your stupid magazine. You will need it because obviously you have no literary taste whatever.' Then rip them up and throw them away.
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Having been a psych major in college, for a couple of semester at least, I feel uniquely qualified to give my opinion here. Just throw them in the trash. Or recycle, I guess, if you're green and all.
Did you ever see the bit on Black Books where Bernard is writing a letter back to the editor that rejected his novel? Wonderfully cathartic. I LOVE Dylan Moran.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU4S2BIqoHY
There is something satisfying about burning your rejections slips. Too bad we can't throw people on a bonfire.
Creating rituals for putting the past behind you is a longstanding psychotherapy intervention, particularly in family therapy, but rooted in our primal roots. The catchphrase among those of us trained in family therapy was always "burning, burying and freezing" and within those categories there were many, many options. Maybe I'll post on it. I still use the term for certain kinds of problems with my patients.
Dude: You're a shrink? Cool.
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