Friday, November 27, 2009

Holiday Rejection Haiku Challenge

agents who never read, life at a standstill
reject not my novel

[Not very good...I bet you can do better.  Give it a shot?  Rule: 17 syllables.]


Dennis the Vizsla said...

Envelope waiting
It is awfully thin
This cannot be good news

d minus said...

dear dimwit, thanks but no.
here's my assistant,
to tell you how to write.

Steve said...

You call this writing?
There are no vampires.
I can sell vampires.

gimme said...

books like old laundry
no one wants to buy or sell
why do I write them?

Lt. Cccyxx said...

Sent into the void,
Does my voice transcend the form?
Please request the full.

Anonymous said...

fifty thousand linked
haikus: my first novel or
a big fat gimmick?

Anonymous said...

i dreamed jessie faust
bludgeoned me with bookends
in my maidenform bra

Anonymous said...

no thanks, thanks but no.
thankety thanks thanks thanks, but
no no no no no.

Anonymous said...

agent did not fall in love
editor not over the moon
oh well