A Vast Public Collection of Literary Rejections
Envelope waitingIt is awfully thinThis cannot be good news
dear dimwit, thanks but no.here's my assistant,to tell you how to write.
You call this writing?There are no vampires.I can sell vampires.
books like old laundryno one wants to buy or sellwhy do I write them?
Sent into the void,Does my voice transcend the form?Please request the full.
fifty thousand linkedhaikus: my first novel ora big fat gimmick?
i dreamed jessie faustbludgeoned me with bookendsin my maidenform bra
no thanks, thanks but no.thankety thanks thanks thanks, butno no no no no.
agent did not fall in loveeditor not over the moonoh well
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Envelope waiting
It is awfully thin
This cannot be good news
dear dimwit, thanks but no.
here's my assistant,
to tell you how to write.
You call this writing?
There are no vampires.
I can sell vampires.
books like old laundry
no one wants to buy or sell
why do I write them?
Sent into the void,
Does my voice transcend the form?
Please request the full.
fifty thousand linked
haikus: my first novel or
a big fat gimmick?
i dreamed jessie faust
bludgeoned me with bookends
in my maidenform bra
no thanks, thanks but no.
thankety thanks thanks thanks, but
no no no no no.
agent did not fall in love
editor not over the moon
oh well
Post a Comment