- A book of rejections? That's right up this blog's alley
- Sha*PIE*ro...even though he says his name funny
- I vote bill
- Let's kiss Betsy Lerner's ass (minority opinion)
Runners up for the GAK 2010? Jacob Appel and Betsy Lerner, whose prize is to have their names prestigiously listed on this prestigious blog for inclusion on the old resume. They can also console each other by forming an agent/author relationship, selling Jacob's book, and getting it nominated for a Pulitzer. (Really, is that too much to ask?) Congratulations to everyone involved! Please feel free to stop by with congratulations, acceptance speeches, protests, accusations, what have you.