You could be an Emmy award winning writer who has worked on MASH, CHEERS, FRASIER, and THE SIMPSONS and you could still not get an agent. Ken Levine, dudes. Granted he was writing plays, but still....Ken Levine. Guess you and I don't probably stand a chance. But you and I probably already knew that, didn't we? That's okay; for us it's all about the art anyway.