Monday, April 19, 2010

Hurry Up And Wait

Maybe they should just wear this shirt and save everyone involved a whole lot of trouble.  Speaking of, there are still two agents who have had my novel since the dawn of time (well, the second agent has only had it since the Mesozoic Age, but still.  The first agent already gave me the lame...."Wha?? You said you were going to send but you never did, so I've been waiting for it.  If you send it again, I'll read immediately."  That was around the turn of the New Year. The other dude said his folks were processing my manuscript; that was February.  Is it time to shake trees again?  I hate this business.  I really, really do.  Why can't these people just do their job and reject me with speed and efficiency?  (It's not a question you have to answer.)


Dennis the Vizsla said...

Cartwright: But why, if that's the case, are you unable to escape from this fortress?
[Evil blows him up]
Evil: That's a good question. Why have I let the Supreme Being keep me here in the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness?
Robert: Because you...
Evil: Shut up, I'm speaking rhetorically.

Anonymous said...

I'll get the I here voice shirt to intimate editer. all of a sudden I get nothing but acceptance lol
well just wait in-till rejection make me infmouse /;) I'D like to write my poem in editer blood lol evil grin ;/)