Broad Rejection

A reader sent this snippet of this very broad rejection: "I really like the idea of [your novel] but the flashbacks just bring the story to a halt. I wanted to see a relationship develop between [name of character] and [name of character], but what happens instead are two stories that do not work to enhance the other. I hope these notes, while broad, make sense to you." Still, it's more fun when you know who wrote the rejection, isn't it?

Modern Rejection

Fitting to run this rejection on a Sunday. What you get when you send an essay to the Modern Love Column of the Sunday New York Times is the following rejection: "Dear Writer, Rejected: I'm afraid we can't use your essay in Modern Love, but we appreciate the opportunity to consider it. The volume of unsolicited submissions we receive prevents us from responding personally to each writer, but please know all essays are read and considered, and in fact we discover many of the essays for the column among these submissions. Thank you for your interest and best of luck. --Modern Love editors"

I've gotten this rejection three times. How about you?

Read an interesting response to Modern Love from someone whose ex wrote about her in the column at The Black Table.

Gestational Rejection

A new human being could be conceived, gestated, and born in the time it takes the guys at Words on Walls, a pretty hot literary website, to get back to you (which, by the way, they haven't done yet). Here's what the notice says when you submit: "Thanks for your communication to Words on Walls. Submissions will take us up to twelve weeks to review. For other inquiries, we will be in touch soon. Best, Words on Walls, staffeditor@wordsonwalls.net www.wordsonwalls.net" But they never do get in touch--and now the baby is crying.

Wilde Rejection

Of The Picture of Dorian Gray, one rejecting editor wrote: "contains unpleasant elements." Indeed.

Happi-LEIGH Rejected

I love Leigh Feldman, even though she rejected me (twice actually). Still she is a class act all the way. Her rejection says: "I got to read your [name of story collection] over the holidays. While it's a wonderful body of work, I came (yet again with your writing) to unavoidable reservations aboutthe project. There is an enormous resistance to short fiction these days and I'm not sure this collection is distinctive enough to stand as exception. The opportunities for smart, solid, and finely written stories are sadly few." Then she offers me a few other agents to try, which is very nice. Don't you think? Wish she had loved it, though.

Frightened Housewife Rejection

Julia Child's wonderful cookbook series received many rejections. One misguided editor wrote: "It is a big, expensive cookbook of elaborate information and might well prove formidable to the American housewife. She might easily clip one of these recipes out of a magazine but be frightened by the book as a whole."

Writer Rejected's Agents

Seems like there's some confusion out there about me. What is chronicled on this blog is my struggle to get an agent and an editor over the years. Some of the rejections are dated and others are not, but they are not occurring in real time. Also, I've had a couple of agents throughout the years, and now I have one who is working with me on the film deals and on my novel. The new agent (whom I've referenced before in these posts) thinks I can get my next story collection published after I get the novel comes out...if it ever does.

Lazar-us Denying

Dan Lazar at Writers House had a so-called vague (but negative) reaction to my novel a few years ago. He said, "...it just didn't grab me 100%...I'm obviously not the right champion for this project, but you're definitely a talent, and I have no doubt another agent will soon snap this project up." I don't know about soon, but he was right that I did get an agent who loved the book and I am reworking it.

An Ideal Non-Future

In a rejection of The Spy Who Came In From The Cold, one editor wrote of John Le Carre, "He hasn't got any future."

A Touch of Acceptance?

Hey, I hate to disappoint, but a story of mine got accepted yesterday at a very nice journal. It's a story I really love and have long puzzled over why it has never found a home. But today it has one. Also, the film script I wrote from an old short story of mine has generated lots of deadlines lately: treatments, writer's notes, potential revisions. The producers seem hell-bent on raising money to have it produced. So there you have it. Today's anti-rejection....but don't worry; I'll be back tomorrow on topic.

Same Old Story: New Letters, Not You

Here's an announcement of the winners of the New Letters 2007 Literary Awards for Writers. Guess what? I didn't win. (But I could give a gift subscription and get a free CD!)

World Record Rejection

According to the Guinness Book of World Records, "the greatest numer of publishers' rejections for a manuscript is 106 for World Government Crusade by Gilbert Young."

Can anybody beat that?

Frank Rejection

Upon rejecting The Diary of Anne Frank for publication, some genius editor apparently said: "The girl doesn't , it seems to me, have a special perception or feeling which would lift that book above the 'curiosity' level." Hello? (Despite everything, it seems to me people are really dumb at heart.)

Literary Fantasy Letter #3

Dear Rosemary Ahern:

As Flannery O'Connor said, "I am a writer because writing is the thing I do best.”

Don't you want to read what I have?

Sincerely,
Writer, Rejected

Silence of the Rubaiyat

According to Andre Bernard's Rotten Rejections, Edward Fitzgerald waited a full year for a response after sending out his manuscript of The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam. When he heard nothing back from the editor, he published it himself and became a hugely successful self-published author. Just a little Monday-morning thought for you.