You Ought To Be In Movies

Andrew Kiraly at Yankee Pot Roast: A Journal of Literary Satire Hastily Written & Slopilly Edited has a brilliant post entitled, "My Recent Rejection Slips, Rendered in the Same Manner in which Movie Advertisement Selectively Quote Reviews."  It's worth clicking over there for a look, but here are a few gems:

• "Your story did...meet our standards..." --American Literary Review
• "We...publish it...we appreciate..." --The Paris Review
• "...You..." --Prarie Schooner

Great site, by the way, my new fave--a little bit like McSweeney's only better.