Excuse me, now, while I go f*ck myself.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Aw, Come On, Now!
Sarah Palin has reportedly been offered $7M for "her book" by Random House. At least, so says Radar, Fishbowl LA, and subsequently skeptical Galley Cat; therefore, it must be true. (p.s. there's lipstick under that muzzle.) I guess anyone who didn't poke his eyes out first would have seen this ass-deal coming a mile away. BTW, Sarah Silverman's as-of-yet unwritten book hooked an offer of $2.5 M according to the NY Observer, and don't forget that tremendous literary hero, Jerry Seinfeld, whose book is going for $7M to $8M. Will any of those advances pay out? Seriously, only in America would comedians and illiterate politicians be taken more seriously than literary novelists.