One of our playwriting readers sent this standard rejection from Eatfest, noting that the rejection doesn't even bother to personalize the form letter with the name of the play:
From: Paul Adams
Date: June 10, 2008 6:53:25 AM EDT
Subject: Your one act submission
Thank you for submitting your one act for consideration for our Fall Eatfest. Unfortunately, it did not move to the semi final round. I do wish you luck with it in other venues. I look forward to reading more of your work in the future.
The writer's pithy response to the rejection? "Eat me."