Just Saying...

And Even Then, Only Cereal Boxes

Male suit: So, you're a literary agent? That's so cool. How's it going?
Lady suit: I just sold my first book! And the movie rights were optioned the same day!
Male suit: Totally exciting. What's the book about?
Lady suit: Oh, I don't know. I haven't actually read it.
Male suit: That's cool. I didn't really read much until I started college.

--A train

Overheard by: Max Perkins Is Rolling in His Grave
via Overheard in New York, Jul 19, 2007